You are More Likely an Umpire than a Vampire!
Mainly because you are behind men and their butts, and we all know what happens with you, them and closets! We agree, while you did walk around OKC and Tulsa in the early 2000s pretending to be a vampire and everyone knew you as 'The Vampire Guy' back then, and it was hilarious, you are not cool enough. You have no cool factor for it, just the Stalker Factor. There was no 'play theater' or other nonsense going on as you now claim, it was you in your gay long-coat, wearing black, fangs and with your hair dyed black trying to be ominous and scary. It was very gay. It is ok that you are dude. Now, you are trying sooooo hard to hide that in shame and pretend it never happened but WE WERE THERE TOO. All of those other Con Goers remember it too and called you 'The Vampire Guy'. They didn't know you as anyone else. Well maybe Herr Magus Stryx, which is even more gay. So my question is: were you the Pitcher or Catcher?

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