Why Does Your Cat Keep Escaping Dude?

Oh....because it is yours! You can't maintain animals, people or yourself for that matter. It is obvious. It shows a constant lack of responsibility. How many 'pets' died under your care dude? Not including people? Too many. I think that you show signs of being a Serial Killer, but if not that, then you are just completely an idiot and mentally feeble. If I was your pet I would flee too. Yes, of course some wild conspiracy was involved 'blocking' the chip reading signal to aid in tracking it, hilarious! I am sure that Western Civilzation would collapse if that cat were not found, for in its chip was held Top Secret data from your 'corporations' should spies catch it! Fluffy was your silent Data Carrier. The secrets of 'Beyond War' and all of that Warfighter gayness was stored in its chip. Oh no...

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